ThriftCrypt Part 73: Undead Benjamin Bannon is Off Her Meds and Under Attack!

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    just awful
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    That foundation really did look better on her than any other I’ve seen her try

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    Ahahahaaaaaaaaaaa Steph :clap: !!! Those are prime cuts of pure gold! It’s a nice ode to Halloween with all those animal masks too. I think part of the reason she looks so scary in them is that they stick right to and show the shape of that mug of hers, no matter what she’s got going on with lenses and angles.

    I forgot about the black box of terrible secrets!

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    Ahahahaaaaaaaaaaa Steph :clap: !!! Those are prime cuts of pure gold! It’s a nice ode to Halloween with all those animal masks too. I think part of the reason she looks so scary in them is that they stick right to and show the shape of that mug of hers, no matter what she’s got going on with lenses and angles. I forgot about the black box of terrible secrets!

    steph, did you add that black box?🤢🤮🥺 :rofl:   :rofl2:   :puke2:   :puke:

    great video!

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    Ahahahaaaaaaaaaaa Steph :clap: !!! Those are prime cuts of pure gold! It’s a nice ode to Halloween with all those animal masks too. I think part of the reason she looks so scary in them is that they stick right to and show the shape of that mug of hers, no matter what she’s got going on with lenses and angles. I forgot about the black box of terrible secrets!

    steph, did you add that black box?🤢🤮🥺 :rofl: :rofl2: :puke2: :puke: great video!

    Ahahahaaaaaaaaaaa Steph :clap: !!! Those are prime cuts of pure gold! It’s a nice ode to Halloween with all those animal masks too. I think part of the reason she looks so scary in them is that they stick right to and show the shape of that mug of hers, no matter what she’s got going on with lenses and angles. I forgot about the black box of terrible secrets!

    Thanks 4 watching! I watched her original vid and was super creeped out by her blank stares and whatever she was doing in bed! You’re right babyjustice, it is good timing 4 Halloween!🤣🤣🤣

    And no, Silee. Thankfully, she edited in the blk box. Ugh, no one needs to see whats under it   :puke2:

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    How lazy do you have to be not to catch yourself flashing your junk and edit it right out? I guess any task that takes <5 minutes is out of the question, but why not err on the side of not being demonetized by simply having shorts or fleece pants on for all of 10 mins for your video? Even she can’t overheat that quickly. She should put that box over her face all the time if she’s worried about offending people.

    That video was during her I’ve Totally Changed Guise! phase I think, when she was working overtime putting e-p-i-c amounts of work into her channel to breathe life back into it again — that phase that lasted a month before she started claiming oodles of fans were begging her for the old clothing and makeup subscription box content and she was just forced by popular opinion to return to her slow and lazy, paint-by-number content.

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    She should put that box over her face all the time if she’s worried about offending people.

    :rofl: :rofl2:

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    Someone must have slept through her alarm again all week because she’s *cough, doesn’t have anything recorded, cough* — surprise! — streaming again! She even took the time to slim herself down by 50lbs in the first photo, so she has her work underpants on :yes: ! Cat dragged into picture to convince people she’s so much fun and oh so sweet? Check. So excited to show off her man Feeg! that she forgot to cut out most of her doughy face in photo 2? Check!

    If she’s not streaming til 6, maybe she’ll show off her dinner? I want to know what protein powder she’s using, but I’m sure she can’t say because she’s scared guise, scared someone obsessed with her will get to every warehouse carrying the product, or every store that receives it across the entire US or world, just to poison every single container with penicillin to give her a reaction where she needs a goddamn Benadryl.

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    Anyone watch her live steam? Also when I saw the screen shots of her putting lotion on her legs without any context, I legit thought she was getting off lol why did she film that??? Lmao

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    Oh my god, she is letting out all of her sexual repression in this livestream.

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    :sleep: Watched about 20 minutes of the livestream. Cassie looked ok, and was happy without being manic. My Significant Other heard the video and asked what I was listening to. We are X’ers, so he didn’t understand how one person could talk about themselves non-stop for an over an hour. Especially someone who has no real accomplishments. Less than 300 on the livestream, these are probably die hard ‘stans. Discussed dating, she’s getting lots of matches on Bumble, which isn’t surprising given the photoshopping she does to her pictures (but guise, she isn’t like those other girlz who use filters).  But, no dates. She’s wearing a basic hoodie, and it definitely hides her double chin.  :sleep:

    Miscellaneous… I have actually looked into fillers (for some lift in lower face), and I don’t think she has had any filler in her lips. I think she does Photoshop her lips in IG to give them a “prettier” shape. Those teeth are definitely capped, though.

     

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    Oh my god, she is letting out all of her sexual repression in this livestream.

    Yikes, I must have missed this! A 30 year old women giggling about sex is so gross…

     

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    Oh my god, she is letting out all of her sexual repression in this livestream.

    Yikes, I must have missed this! A 30 year old women giggling about sex is so gross…

    She somehow succeeds at being a combination of a ten year old boy and an elderly prude when speaking about sex.

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    Oh my god, she is letting out all of her sexual repression in this livestream.

    Yikes, I must have missed this! A 30 year old women giggling about sex is so gross…

    It gets so gross, and it’s like listening to a lust-programmed robot.

    No dating updates she feels comfortable sharing — smuggest face ever — but she said she has a ton of matches at once and doesn’t want to have to break any hearts. Someone pointed out that all the guys probably have a bunch of matches too, and she said she doesn’t like that.

    She re-told the story of the guy who wanted to meet for drinks and then blocked her when she said no, like it was news. Some friend of hers at a bonfire last weekend had also matched with him and he stood her up.

    She needs a guy who appreciates that she gives him something to grab onto. The chat went through a list of every kind of guy CatPiss could like, and it was gross. someone said “Cassie wants em thiiiiiick,” and she said no, not necessarily, she wants someone who appreciates her thickness and is just thick enough to sit on.

    Then she said she doesn’t want a guy who’s so into thick girls that if she loses weight and has less of a gut, he wouldn’t want her anymore. Someone said they’re a demisexual too and she said there have been 2 or 3 times when she hasn’t known someone and still been “sexual attracted.” So natural and convincing, just rolls right off the tongue :rofl:

    She’s throwing Trasha under the bus for having an OnlyFans — It’s what finally turned her off from Trish (but spoiler, she’s still a fan).

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    Except Cassie isn’t thicc, she’s morbidly obese. What’s the point about bragging about how many matches she has if she refuses to meet them? Also, I still don’t understand what demisexual is according to her terms. I’m pretty sure it’s just another example of how she’s not like other girls.

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    I didn’t hear all of it, but it seemed to go from food to sex back to food. I think the videos go private after it ends so she can stick 40 ads in them.

    Someone asked what her vegetarian protein sources are and she said: vegan protein shakes, RX protein bars, nut butter, nuts, eggs, and sometimes beans and avocados. I kept waiting to hear tofu or something from the soy family or maybe quinoa, but that sounds like the exact same stuff she was eating before, except I guess she traded in candy “trail mix” and candy bars for double-batch protein shakes filled with extra added carbs. She didn’t mention her favorite food group of processed dairy, aka, sugar with some protein, which tells me she couldn’t brag she’s off the stuff. I really am puzzled after her weeks with a nutritionist/pershunal-trainer-type person that she’s possibly eating even more convenience foods :unsure:

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